“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give the stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
Miss Piggy

“Never eat more than you can lift.”
Miss Piggy

“Only time can heal your broken heart just as only time can heal his arms and legs.”
Miss Piggy

“Too much exercise can damage your health.”
Miss Piggy

“There is only one gift you should accept on your first date – diamonds.”
Miss Piggy

“Many people think money is something to be set aside for a rainy day. But honestly, how much money do you really need for a dozen or so hours of inclement weather?”
Miss Piggy

“The early bird gets the worm – which is what he deserves.”
Miss Piggy

“You have to be going to a pretty awful place if getting there is half the fun.”
Miss Piggy

“Never wash your hair with anything you’d hesitate to eat or drink.”
Miss Piggy

“Never let your frog outdress you.”
Miss Piggy

“I hereby issue a writ of hocus-pocus.”
Miss Piggy

“This, you see, is my ultimate ambition – to live a simple life with the frog I love.”
Miss Piggy

“The Oscar – is that what they call it? – means nothing to me. After all, one does not labor to shape one’s craft just for some tacky statuette that looks like a hood ornament from an old DeSoto.”
Miss Piggy

“Whenever possible, avoid airlines which have anyone’s first name in their titles, like Bob’s International Airline of Air Fred.”
Miss Piggy

“When you are in love with someone you want to be near him all the time, except when you are out buying things and charging them to him.”
Miss Piggy