“Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.”
Author Unknown

“Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.”
Evan Esar

“The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another’s desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.”
Erma Bombeck

“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.”
Ogden Nash

“The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works is the family.”
Lee Iacocca

“One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.”
Proverb

“It’s funny that those things your kids did that got on your nerves seem so cute when your grandchildren do them.”
Unknown

“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.”
Unknown

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”
George Bernard Shaw

“Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.”
Ed Howe

“My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.”
Mark Twain

“A man travels the world over in search of what he needs, and returns home to find it.”
George Moore

“The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a Democrat.”
Robert Frost

“No success in public life can compensate for failure in the home.”
Benjamin Disrali

“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it.”
Buddy Hackett