“There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and chocolate truffles.”
Unknown

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.
Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks in the movie “Forrest Gump”)

“I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.”
Deanna Troi in “Star Trek: The Next Generation”

“The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.”
Thomas Jefferson

“Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.”
Unknown

“Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.”
Baron Justus von Liebig (1803-1873) German chemist

“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.”
Katherine Hepburn

“Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can’t remember what they are.”
Matt Lauer

“Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.”
Ted Allen, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.”
George Carlin

“Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.”
Milton Snavely Hershey

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry

“Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.”
John Q. Tullius

“Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one?s life … but 1932 the Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the Kit Kat – these dates are milestones in history and should be seared into the memory of every child in the country.”
Roald Dahl

“Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put “eat chocolate.” Now, you’ll get at least one thing done today.”
Gina Hayes

“It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man.”
Miranda Ingram

“Any sane person loves chocolate.”
Bob Greene